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New year, new blog.

About me: My name’s Lisa. Apparently I’m 39, most days I feel somewhere between 15 and 25. I find it kind of offensive that I’m the same age as OLD people, but I have gotten pretty good at faking it. Some days I’m amazed at how professional I can be. Like giiiirl. Who ARE you?? I am so good at pretending that they made me a supervisor. Ha. Imagine that. Then again, many of the people I work with seem to lack a lot of critical thinking skills. And half of them are just lazy as heck. Maybe the bosses just didn’t have much else to choose from... I’m a security guard, I’m currently working at the hotel quarantine sites in Sydney. The work is pretty easy, although it was RIDICULOUSLY easy before they promoted me, literally sit in a hall and play on your phone for 12 hours. God I miss that.  Now I’m responsible for running the security of the hotel (with two other supers) and all those guards who play on their phones for 12 hours. Mostly I’m at the same hotel each night, which is good, b...